so not only did mom give me a list of a thousand things she wants me to do around the house but she also wants me to go to the shop and buy milk and when I asked why she couldn’t do it on her way home from work she said it was more hassle which is bullshit bc she rides right by aldi and has a top box
oh man there is gonna be a really cool art exhibition in town on saturday where they’re gonna place 5,000 figures made out of ice onto the steps of chamberlain square so that they can melt and its coming to birmingham as a WW1 commemoration piece
So my jeans arrived and they’re way too tight bc mom measured around the smallest part of me waist rather than where my jeans normally sit
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
A study of Nagisa’s midterms grades
oh man the dcst blog just came up as a recommended blog and I made the most disgusted face bc I still hold a grudge from like 3 years ago I am the worst person for grudges omg