my mom is big into homeopathy, she always has been but she stopped like practising it and other natural remedies when we were kids and since then it rarely comes up
except for when she has back ache and she takes every opportunity to tell people about her interest in natural medicine and how her back ache is purely because of stress and how when her mind is put at ease her back starts to hurt less
she has a back ache at the moment and bc of that she’s told me about this like 10 times over the past 2 days and its starting to wear a bit thin tbh
and when we went to the credit union the woman there has sciatica and mom spent 15 minutes explaining this theory and recommending a specific chiropractor technique

You doing it!”

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

I told mom how bright my legs were in the sun today and then she was like you should get a fake tan bc then maybe you’ll go outside more and idk what sort of logic that is bc I don’t stay indoors bc I’m pale I just happen to be pale and also rarely go outside and thee two have nothing to do with each other?????

I’m having a really good leg day and that feels like a really weird thing to say but I haven’t felt this good about my legs in probably years tbh so I don’t really care

No gifset can accurately represent the hilarity of this conversation

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having said that sometimes people I follow on here post some angsty romance shit but man its like concentrated and amplified on picture blogs

picture bloggers are really angsty like half of their posts are scenery or s/t with a really sad quote about like love on it
y’all need to cheer up man

every so often I like to go back and watch the video from the first night of the 2013 livestream where Lewis and Duncan watch the Hat Films Sad For Good video
its beautiful every time

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My little baby, off to destroy people.

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buffiroh:


Sipsco Yogdwarves - The real dwarves, the best dwarves

sips and sjin are the best at mining gold and gems for King Honeydew. since sjin is the prettiest dwarf under the mountain, nobody knows if he is a female or not. he also might be part elf.
doodle inspired by diggy diggy hole

buffiroh:

Sipsco Yogdwarves - The real dwarves, the best dwarves

sips and sjin are the best at mining gold and gems for King Honeydew. since sjin is the prettiest dwarf under the mountain, nobody knows if he is a female or not. he also might be part elf.

doodle inspired by diggy diggy hole


Got my new work headphones!

Got my new work headphones!

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